Real Excuses People Gave When Caught Cheating!
Sometimes, you think you have heard it all, when it comes to flimsy excuses.
I came across these, and I am not really sure if the guys in question were just plain stupid, or nah.
Here are a few for you.
Wife: I am a size 5, and I found a size 9 pair of underwear in his trunk.
Husband: I don’t know where that came from, she’s lying about that.
Third party: Hang on, you don’t know how they got in there, or she’s not telling the truth, which is it?
Husband: I was just driving down the street, with the music up, somebody laying about with a slingshot, threw them in the back or something.
Wife: I pull up the sheets, and I see this…. I see this (holding up some large sized underpants) this could be mine….but this, aint no way this is mine…..this can’t fit into one of my boobs
Husband: I bought that underwear at the lingerie store….I bought the wrong size; I’m only guilty of getting the wrong size!
Wife: He admitted to cheating on me one time….said he didn’t do anything else…. He don’t remember her name… I don’t, man chimes in
Husband: I was drunk, and I was over at the wrong persons house, and she was there.
Husband: She did catch me lying in bed with another woman…the thing is when she came into the room, I did not know the woman was in the bed. I had a roommate, and I went to sleep before both of them. She woke me up with all the noise and screaming, and me being surprised, I am like “Yo, what you [sic] talking about?” She left, and then she came back in, and that’s when you know I tried to go back to sleep, and then I roll over, and then I see this other woman in bed, and I’m like “Yo!!! Are you seriously in my bed!!??”
Got some entries? I’ll be glad to hear the worst/funniest you have ever heard.
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