Woman runs away, because her partner was “too nice!”
PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST STORY I’VE EVER HEARD
This is about a lady that ran away from her partner because she wasn’t used to dating a gentleman-being shown love.
Often, when I am bored or have some time to spare, my getaway destination is YouTube.
I was taking a stroll down YouTube Blvd., when I stumbled upon a very interesting-but weird video.
Some of you might be familiar with it, because it’s got a ton of views.
This was on the show, “Divorce Court.”
So it goes that she, Mrs. Lucas told her partner that she was just going down to the store to get some groceries, and she ended up disappearing for months.
The man-Mr. Lucas said their relationship was great-and she concurred.
So the judge asks her, why she ran away, and she said he was too NICE!!!
Hahaha, OMG! Who does that?
The genesis of it all was that Mr. Lucas told her he loves her, and she freaked out.
She says it’s cool he tells her he loves her, but telling her twice a week is too much!!!!!
“He’s niceness was scary nice, like stalker nice!” She said.
Then she goes on and accuses him of making her to gain weight.
“How did he,” Judge Lynn asks.
“He knows how to cook, the brother can throw it down” she says
“He cooked four course meals for breakfast, lunch, dinner….two o’clock in the morning, if I was hungry, this man wouldn’t make me a sandwich, he would make me a whole meatloaf, potatoes, gravy, vegetables, a big stupid cup of kool-aid. I get up in the morning, he has fixed pancakes, biscuits, French toasts, and now I am laying on food….on top of the food I just laid on a couple of hours ago!!”
“So your complaint is that this man cooked too often and too well”
“And he made me gain weight!!!” Mrs. Lucas chimed in.
“You have got a guy who cooks for you, who doesn’t care about your weight, he tells you he loves you, without looking for something in return?” Judge Lynn continued.
“It just doesn’t make sense, because there was nothing wrong. If someone gave me everything that I wanted-which she did, and I did in return, where are you going?” said Mr. Lucas.
(Mrs. Lucas laughs nervously.)
“Where are you going, and what do you expect to find when you get there?” asked Judge Lynn.
“uhmmmm…….” Mrs. Lucas said.
“She left like she was gonna grab some groceries”
“But she was leaving you.” Judge Lynn interjects.
“Right, she left like…..her exact words were….” “I’ll be right back”
“I got booked for 5 shows in Chicago, and after that I got some more. I told him I’ll be back, but I didn’t give him a specific time.” Mrs. Lucas said.
Mr. Lucas actually came on Divorce Court to repossess the car he gave her.
The Judge brings that up.
Mr. Lucas by the way, has some issues with his eyes, so he has shades on.
“And you took the Toyota?” Judge Lynn asked.
“Yes, he can’t drive anyway…. He can’t see! Can you see me? He can’t see.” Mrs. Lucas said.
“On what universe do you believe that’s funny?”
“It’s not funny, but he can’t see me.”
The Judge gets so irritated and turns to Mr. Lucas and says, “You are a wonderful man, and don’t let trifling women change your heart.”
Indeed true. We shouldn’t let some bad eggs, or bad situations ruin our good hearts!
And to all the good people out there, don’t let bad people change you….only get smarter and learn from the experiences.
I live for the moment. Love to write about random topics that catches my fancy and makes people happy. Keyword: fascinating. Abraços